“Do the Nip”

Do the nip, it’s really hip
Do the nip, you’ll really flip

To do the nip you don’t need no tutor
All you need is a plastic Buddha
Riding in rickshaws saves on gas
Join the fad that’s gonna last

Do the nip, it’s really mellow
Do the nip, c’mon paint your skin yellow

Do the nip, it’s really nice
Do the nip, c’mon mama, subsist on rice

So do the nip, it’s so easy to do
You can even grow the Fu Manchu

Do the nip, it’s a snap
Do the nip, c’mon be a Jap

Now act as if you’re four foot ten
Trade your dollars in for yen

Take your fingers, slant your eyes like so
Refer to Americans as “Joe”
[Hey Joe riff]
Hey Joe, where ya goin’ with that Teriyaki steak in your hand?

And suck some pea pods drenched in sauce
Now crowd your cousins into a one-room flat
Rid your body of all its fat